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I was taken in by the government at the age of 3. I was recruited into a top-secret force only I know about. Before I was recruited my parents put me into a government experiment that would enhance mental and physical abilities. Guess what happens now?

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Ranked as Civilian

Latest News

After many months of not-so hard work and laziness, I am almost complete the second animation!
Be READY to expect it finished some day this week or SOONER!

Remember to FOLLOW me on Twitter to get the latest scoop on all updates around the site, any events being held, animation reports, etc!
And remember to OVER exagerate my POWERS!
If you POSSIBLY make it seem I am weak, I will have my mutant rabbit come over to your house and BITCH slap your sister till she PUKES SHIT.

NEW Animation is BOUND To Be Out Soon!

Recent Game Medals

Bash the Boar 25 Points Fight the Boss in ACT II Medal Stats.
Mass Destruction 25 Points Kill over 100 Gnomes Medal Stats.
ACT I 10 Points Complete Act I Medal Stats.
AAAARRG!! 5 Points Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged Medal Stats.
Meet the Mage Master 5 Points Fight the Boss in ACT I Medal Stats.
Destruction 5 Points Kill over 50 Gnomes Medal Stats.
Power Kill 10 Points Kill a Gnome in one hit Medal Stats.
Warm Up 5 Points Complete the Tutorial Level Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 8 (From 1 different game.)